Dictionary

1. Fridgelet(s)-
  a. Noun
   i. Small creatures that are the offspring of Brandon and a refrigerator.
    1. An off-shoot of Swordlets

2. Goth Potato(s)-
  a. Noun
   i. A cosmetic puff with sharpie drawn on it and a safety pin stuck through the center. It is also akin to the Vaguely Political Potato which bears a somewhat encouraging button saying simply “VOTE.”

3. Hambaggins-
  a. Noun
   i. Yummy hamburger buns. Also Bilbo’s 2nd cousin, twice removed, who was a pig.

4. Lederhosen-
  a. Noun
   i. A piece of interesting apparel that should not be worn by large men riding scooters (unless desiring the ever-popular car accident effect).

5. Muffin-
  a. Noun
   i. A breakfast food or daytime snack that is pleasant to eat; comes in assorted flavors.
  b. Noun
   i. A creature with passion, drive, and the occasional desire to rule the world. Muffins exhibit human-like characteristics and qualities and must be kept under constant supervision and suspicion.
    1. See also- The Student Muffin

6. Navigadomdom-
  a. Adj.
   i. Describing something that is confusing to navigate your way through…pretty buttons…lots and lots of pretty buttons.

7. Nerd-
  a. Noun
   i. If you are viewing this page, the odds for your own qualification are high.

8. Swordlet(s)-
  a. Noun
   i. Small creatures that are the offspring of Chris and his favorite sword.
    1. See also- Fridgelets

9. The Student Muffin-
  a. Noun
   i. He came from a dark and mysterious drawer in CJ’s office long ago. He was lost for ages, until he found the time was right to emerge and begin his campaign to rule the world. He is destined to rule the Earth and all of its inhabitance with his mighty knife and spork.
    1. See also- Muffin

10. Vegguget-
  a. Noun
   i. Vegetarian chicken nugget.

11. Weevils
  a. Noun
   i. Little 6-legged buggies that make their homes in the apartments the Oxygen Deficient characters live in. They are small, mischievous, and often have unexplainable behavior.